I am a stay at home mom of 3 sweet girls, who are 10, 7, and 6, and married to my handsome husband for 12 years now. This is the first year that all of my girls are in school full day so that means I have about 6 hours a day to fill. Thus, this is how this blog came about. Birthed out of boredom you could say. We shall see how it goes.
I encountered the most annoying, "baby/puppy talking" voiced lady today at PetSmart. Seriously! I wish I could have recorded her "talking" to all of the dogs out front waiting to be adopted. Try to imagine this..... On Speed ..... "Well, hellllooo, there!!! Do you neeed some attention? Do you? Do you? Yes you DOOO!!! Oh Yess!! Do you need someone to pet you??? Ohhhh, therrreee, I'll pet you!!! You are just soooo cute, yess you are!! Sooo sweeett!!" (all high pitched, over the top excited and in the baby talk voice)...
PUKE
Even Madison was looking at me like she was cookoo for coco puffs.
Hey lady, the crazy train just left... you missed it.
It was worse than the lady I saw at Rite Aid the other day who had her poodle in her shopping cart (in the front of course), wearing BLUSH. Yep, you heard me right. BLUSH. Her words exactly: "When she sees mommy wearing make up, she wants to wear some too." I kid not.
That TOTALLY made me laugh out loud!!!! Blush???? LOL
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